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Showing posts with label Jeb Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeb Bush. Show all posts

Saturday, 16 May 2015

Jeb Bush for President – a satire by Jack Neworth

And Jeb is the smart one?

On Monday, I was watching Fox News. (Actually, while flipping channels.) Anchor Megyn Kelly asked Jeb Bush, “On Iraq, if you knew what we now know, would you still have invaded?” His answer left me dumbfounded.
“Yes,” Bush responded, “and so would have Hillary Clinton and almost everybody else who saw the intelligence.” He completely glossed over the fact that 57.5 percent of Democrats voted “no” and 97.5 percent of Republicans voted “yes.”
The following day, Jeb admitted he had misunderstood the question. I assumed Jeb would now say, “I wouldn’t have invaded because the predicate for the war, the WMD intelligence, was faulty.” But Jeb’s “corrected” answer suggests that possibly he’s more like his older brother.
“That’s a hypothetical and I don’t answer hypothetical questions,” Jeb said, looking authoritative and vacant simultaneously. That night, conservative TV political pundit Joe Scarborough blasted Jeb, saying anybody with a brain would answer, “Hell, no!”
But perhaps it was sibling loyalty, or just trying to protect what’s left of the “Bush brand.” Jeb’s answer was basically, “Maybe, maybe not,” and suddenly I had a W flashback. If Jeb’s elected in 2016, like a bad horror movie we could have the Iraq War trilogy: Gulf War, Iraq War I and now Iraq War II. And you thought Godfather III was bad?
Frankly, I always thought Jeb was the intelligent one. For starters, he can pronounce “nuclear” and finish sentences. Even his parents often suggested in not so subtle ways that Jeb was the one they thought would be president, not W with the “youthful indiscretions” until he was 40.
I’ll never forget, in 2001, when W’s twin daughters were cited for underage drinking, Barbara Bush was brusquely approached by an aggressive reporter. I was positive she would justifiably answer, “This is a private family matter, so please respect our privacy.”
Guess what? Almost enthusiastically, Barbara told the reporter, “Well, now George knows what we went through, doesn’t he?” She smiled and walked away. (After eight years of W’s presidency, we all should be able to relate.)
Say this for Jeb: He looks terrific. He’s recently lost 30 pounds on his “paleolithic diet,” also known as the “paleo” or “caveman diet.” It’s based on food humans’ ancient ancestors might likely have eaten such as meat, nuts and berries, but no grains, which means no bread. (And for me, no Subway subs.)
The paleolithic diet lasted about 2.5 million years, which must be a bit of a conundrum for the evangelicals in the GOP who believe the world is only 6,000 years old. (I’d like to ask Jeb what he believes, but he might say it’s “a hypothetical.”) In any event, maybe the paleo has been great for Jeb’s look but perhaps not for above the shoulders.
As for the “faulty” intelligence, it was more like a faulty Bush administration. It’s well documented that W considered that the only great presidents were war-time presidents and wanted to invade Iraq eight months before 9/11. When counter-terrorism czar Richard Clarke assured Bush that Iraq had absolutely no connection to the attacks, W put his finger on Clarke’s chest and said forcefully, “Look again.”
The “intelligence” was cherry-picked and even altered. For example, the classified National Intelligence Estimate from 16 different agencies all said Saddam was not an imminent threat to the U.S.  But the de-classified version given to Congress and the public mysteriously had that portion deleted. How convenient.
So when Congress voted on the war authorization, it didn’t have the facts. As for Bush’s big intel source, it was a fellow aptly named “Curveball” whom German intelligence warned us was a schizophrenic alcoholic.
Furthermore, Curveball was personally brought to us by Ahmed Chalabi, a convicted embezzler, inveterate political schemer/con man who we were paying $350,000 a month for a crock of lies. (But he looked so dapper in a $3,000 Armani suit.)
During the build-up to the Iraq War, I reluctantly wrote that an Iraq war would be the worst foreign policy mistake in our history. If anything, I understated it.
Even cursorily, let’s summarize: 4,500 dead Americans; 32,000 wounded; 100,000 dead Iraqis; the creation of ISIS; Iran’s dominance; and $5 trillion for the care of those with missing limbs, or afflicted with PTSD or homeless; not to mention the psychic cost of ex-servicemen and women who commit suicide daily. (What a national scandal.)
I realize Hillary has her issues, but given the ruthless Bush/Cheney cheerleading and lying to promote the invasion, her Iraq vote, which she regrets, shouldn’t be one of them. As for Jeb, it disturbs me greatly that his already hand-picked “foreign policy advisers” are many of the same chickenhawks W employed — and we know how that turned out.
The next time someone asks Jeb about his brother’s war, perhaps he should eat a sandwich instead of his words.
Jack can be reached at facebook.com/jackneworth and twitter.com/jackneworthand by email at jnsmdp@aol.com.
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Sunday, 5 April 2015

A Bill passed by the Indiana Legislature and backed by Evangelical anti-gay supporters.

If divided we fall, watch out below

Just when you think we can’t become more divided as a country, someone finds a way. I’m referring to the controversial “Religious Freedom Restoration Act” recently passed by the Indiana legislature and signed by Gov. Mike Pence, whom I refer to as “Hoosier Daddy.” (Sorry about that.)
Pence was vehement that the legislation did not discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation. And yet he signed the bill in a private ceremony with evangelical anti-gay supporters. Not exactly inclusive.
On Sunday, Pence appeared in an exclusive interview on “This Week with George Stephanopoulos.” (Whose last name belongs in a spelling bee.) Six times Stephanopoulos asked Pence, “Yes or no, does this law discriminate against gays and lesbians?” Each time, and painfully evasive, Pence refused to answer.
That was Sunday. On Monday the firestorm of protest began. The CEOs of nine major companies, including Eli Lily, Anthem and Indiana University Health, went on record opposing the bill. Angie’s List, headquartered in Indianapolis, indicated if the bill were not repealed or amended it would abandon a $40-million expansion in Indiana, which had been in the works for years.
Among others speaking out against this type of legislation were Wal-Mart and NACAR, neither generally known for liberalism. Apple CEO Tim Cook wrote an op-ed in the Washington Post in which he likened the bill to “whites only signs on shop doors and water fountains.” Late night talk show host David Letterman, born and raised in Indiana, featured Pence on his Top 10 list. Clearly saddened by the law, Dave lamented, “This is not the Indiana I remember.”
NBA legend Charles Barkley called for the NCAA to cancel the basketball Final Four scheduled for tomorrow and Monday in Indianapolis. This past Tuesday, on the campus of Duke, which is in the Final Four, officials reported the discovery of a noose apparently as a reminder of lynchings. Isn’t that just lovely? I guess the answer to the question, “Can’t we all get along?” is “not very easily.”
Also on Tuesday, Pence held a press conference. Known for his use of dramatic pauses in speeches, Pence began with 22 seconds of silence. But the microphone picked up his labored breathing, the effect of which was less dramatic than just plain weird. Pence tried to blame the furor on the media’s characterization of the legislation but ultimately admitted the bill needed a “fix.” (As a valley girl might say, “Duh.”)
Predictably, Ted Cruz led the charge in applauding Pence. Not to be outdone in reaching out to the religious right, Jeb Bush jumped in, “I think Governor Pence has done the right thing.” (Ouch!)
But, as the backlash mounted, Jeb has backtracked as fast as his little feet can carry him. Actually, all the Republican candidates for president, declared or otherwise, have said they “stand by Governor Pence,” which as it happens was more than Gov. Pence was doing on Tuesday. Presently, it’s not entirely clear where he stands. (Can you say “confused?”)
While the mainstream business Republicans (chambers of commerce etc.) understand diversity, the social conservatives (religious right) apparently don’t get that the country has thankfully evolved on same-sex marriage. It’s hard to believe, but in 1967 interracial marriage was illegal in 17 states. In 1980, some polls revealed that as many as 80 percent of Americans thought marriage between the races was immoral. Today, 4 percent think that.
As for gay marriage, we only have to go back to 2004 when hatred for homosexuals gave George Bush a second term. How so? Karl Rove put anti-gay marriage initiatives on the ballot in 11 states, which brought out the haters in droves. Today, a move like that would completely backfire.
In fact, here’s a strange circumstance confided to me by my politically conservative friends. (Both.) Many on the right are secretly hoping that, in June, the Supreme Court rules that anti-same sex marriage bans are unconstitutional.
You see, while they won’t admit it publicly, many conservatives realize that on this issue they’re on the wrong side of changing demographics. So if the court decides seemingly against them, right-wing candidates can go to their base and say “Hey, we tried to be intolerant, they wouldn’t let us.” (Just joking, but many on the right are in fact hoping the court takes the issue off the table to take them off the hook.)
The U.S. has had numerous periods of dysfunctional divisiveness. Obviously, the worst resulted in the Civil War. The disastrous Vietnam and Iraq wars also badly divided the country. And now, sadly, the chasm is as wide as ever.
Who knows, maybe the Indiana law, with business-minded Republicans urging tolerance, could lead to a bipartisan thaw? Wishful thinking? Probably. In the meantime, at least it’s been food for thought for one more column. I hope.
Jack is at facebook.com/jackneworth and twitter.com/jackneworth and can be reached at jnsmdp@aol.com.